Old fashioned dating quotes

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Librarian: ook Rincewind: ape, on ya, upon my person, yes, upon my person, whew! (gets hit in the head by the Librarian) did you get the number off that donkey cart? In reality I'm a full foot taller, bronzed and rippling with muscles but it's been a hard night for the artist." "Honestly, some people. And it'll still be me the next time you look, too." When examining certain items or people (when examining Granny Weatherwax) "Granny Weatherwax: A tough lady this one. " When leaving a conversation "Sorry, but I think it's about time for me to take my medicine." (Acting in his own Moving Picture) "Now is the winter of our discontent, made all the more dreary for the lack of death. Don't put those in there, you know they breed like flies!

yes, well look, unfortunately, I don't have one, ape. When the player clicks on Rincewind "Rincewind: Homo-Sapien Sorcerus Iritablus. Or something like that." (when examining a pint of beer) "A beer, with some amoeba's on a stick. " (when examining the man selling camels) "*Sigh* It's the heat you know, it really does thing to a man's uh...a man's.....*Squeak*? Whether to be extremely cool, reach the height of fashion and snuff it or to keep drawing breath and lose all fashion sense forever more." (Acting in his own Moving Picture after being hit on the head a few times) "Now is the winter of the tents, er, the discontent, made all the more dreary for the lack of, of, uh, death. I've been exposed for months and every day and in every way, I am getting better and better and better! Dibbler: Banged grains, lovingly swept off the warehouse floor. Ungalant (Who appears to be talking to an invisible person called "Angus") Angus!

Rincewind: HEX, please can you tell me the answer to the question "why"?

Skazz: It make take some time for HEX to come up with the answer. (Skazz pulls out a small stone circle and uses it like a calculator) Skazz: Lets see...

(Rincewind climbs out of the ship's cargo bay, where all the corpes are held) Rincewind(To Pirate): Um, Hello there, I say! It be the dreaded pirate orange beard, back from Davie Jones's bathroom!

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(Jumps off the ship and into the sea) Rincewind: Why is it that everyone I meet seems to be either mad or want to kill me? [intro text] Everyone on the Disc knows the legend of Elenor of Tsort. Ask most people and they'll tell you she was the cause of the Tsortean Wars. In the carnage that followed, the Tsortean Falchion was lost, perhaps forever... In return Astoria gave Elenor to Rhome (even though she wasn't hers to give, which was typical of the gods) and the resulting extra-marital confusion blew up into the Tsortean Wars. and I thought the apprentices were all kept tied to stakes. Oh, well, he should never have asked to be turned into a hansome plinth. (gets hit in the head by the Librarian) did you get the number off that donkey cart?

(when examining a staue) Actually, this one is not a statue, it used to be a frog outside in the pond. (when Examining the bananas) Actually, I've always pictured bananas as being a healthier kind of yellow. you don't mind if I monkey about in the Library for while?

what happens if just barge in without giving you a Library card? " (when examining a Bunsen Burner) "What's a "Bunsen" anyway? " (when examining a mouse) "I shall love him and squeeze him and name him George! " (when examining a Pot of ancient glue) "Hey, this stuff's guaranteed to last 1000 years, so if it fails then you can take it back and complain." (when examining a pillar) "It's a pillar not a pillow! Whether to be extremely cold, reach the heights of fashion and, and sniffing or to keep drawing breath and lose all fashion sense forever more." Ponder Stibbons It's not true that thaumic radiation damages the *Bark* brain! Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead, bring out yer living dead!